Music Mess

My credit card hasn't had a workout in a while, so I couldn't resist when I had to head out to Dadeland Mall for a Genius Bar appointment. Most of the damage was done at Sephora, Abercrombie and Macy's.

I got grabbed walking through the middle of Macy's make-up land by the Benefit beauticians and got a "free" cosmetic consultation, or cosmetation (b/c I like to make up words). I really like some of the packaging design, each one is different and reflects the mood of the product. However, the "beauty book" publication they gave me was ironically ugly.


(This photoshop fairytale does not have a happy ending.)


Anyways, driving back to the beach I continued my quest for a decent radio station to listen to. About half of them aren't in English, so those are out. A bunch are like R&B babymaking music, and that's not happening in my car, literally or figuratively. So that leaves the 80's and light rock stations, which I maybe like 1 out of every 7 songs played and the Pop Station which is the most decent of the ones I've discovered but still hit or miss.

Today was mostly misses. There are some songs that trigger my gag reflex and I have to switch the station hastily before I asphyxiate. So please remember never to play any of these in my presence.



"Strumming My Pain" by the Fugees. Bleh- starting to cough just typing it.
"Not Gonna write you a Love Song" by Sara Barealleslalasses
"Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White Tees
"Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer. Actually, I hate anything by John Mayer. And anything that sounds like John Mayer. What a douche.
Anything by the Donnas. or that Michelle Branch chick. Not to be a traitor to my gender, but there are very few girls that can be legit rock stars.
"Sitting, Waiting, Wishing" by Jack Johnson. Keep it at the coffeehouse, buddy.
"These Words" and "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield (Although she's really pretty and I like her style)

Oh, and Britney Spears' latest release "If You Seek Amy" is possibly one of the worst songs ever written/recorded. However, that did not keep me from downloading it anyways. If you're in a musically masochistic mood, here's a link to the video. How surprising, more "orgyography" (choreography that reminds me of a massive orgy).




Other than all that, I'm pretty eclectic. LoL.

Now it's time to pop a few painkillers and hit the couch to tune in for a Tarheels victory!!!

womanizer part ii

remember when i posted the new terrible britney video a while back? i saw this on the soup a few days ago. i think they improved it. isn't it fun to mock celebrities? :)

britney's back

..to the same old routine. check out her terrible new song and video to go with it. it's like a bad, remixed rip off of 'toxic' and 'i'm a slave for you.' not to mention the puddle-deep lyrics and stuttering, over-synthesized 'singing.'

come on. does she really need to be naked in a sauna? at least the guy is decent eye candy.

2001 superbowl spot

for some reason when i watched the tea partay video on youtube, this one popped up on the side of recommended videos to watch. i remember this one debuting during the superbowl in 2001. yea, remember when britney spears pretty much ruled the world and was not insane/bald/commando/married/divorced/with two kids?
the commercial pretty much sums up the late 90's, early 00's i think. no real concept. just a huge production with whoever the most popular celebrity is at the time endorsing the product. i'm sure if bbdo new york didn't spend their entire budget on britney, they would have done sequels with nsync and christina aguilera. and, at 90 seconds during the superbowl i bet the airtime cost nearly as much as the production.