Gratuitiously Great Gifts

With people literally getting trampled and shot to death on Black Friday, it might be a little safer this year to do your shopping online. Here is a collection of the greatest gratuitous gifts the internet has to offer (i love these cheesy videos):

Support your sweet tooth's addicion with this gluttonous gummi creation, the giant gummy bear on a stick, about 90 times the standard gummy bear size and available in blue, green or red.



This should be on every college guy's christmas list: the port-o-pong inflatable beer pong table (girls not included):


Finally, a gift for digital hippies, the USB mini lava lamps:


The Pes Films Fireplace is available on DVD so you can transform your tv into non-functional 'fireplace.' You can also download it as a high-res screensaver for free:


You're not supposed to play with your food, but there is no rule against playing with the utensils:


Historical tragedies are finally fun again with titanic and iceberg shaped ice trays:


ok i actually want (correction: need) this one: clocky, the alarm clock that zooms off your desk and hides if you hit the snooze button: